The Memory Palace

Month

December 2011

147 posts

Obama waits until the last possible day to sign NDAA. → theatlanticwire.com

robbyboparai:

It arrived on his desk on the 16th. This is a funny thing to procrastinate.

Dec 31, 20112 notes
tell me in the form of a bedtime story. eleventh doctor meets the master. what happens?
  • Stranger 2: sex
  • Stranger 1: nooo
  • Stranger 2: Really.
  • Stranger 2: Four knocks on the door.
  • Stranger 2: And sex.
  • Stranger 1: humor the questioner
  • Stranger 1: i think it's interesting
  • Stranger 2: LOL.
  • Stranger 2: Okay.
  • Stranger 2: One day there was a timey wimey man.
  • Stranger 2: Who met another timey wimey man.
  • Stranger 2: The first man, the Doctor, was a very lonely man.
  • Stranger 2: He thought he had savagely murdered his entire planet.
  • Stranger 2: But his kind, the Time Lords, still did exist.
  • Stranger 1: ohhh
  • Stranger 2: he was feeling rather lonely, sitting in his TARDIS
  • Stranger 1: what happened next?
  • Stranger 2: (TIME AND RELATIVE DIMENSIONS IN SPACE YES)
  • Stranger 2: and he heard a knock.
  • Stranger 2: NO!
  • Stranger 2: He heard FOUR!
  • Stranger 2: "Who ever could that be?" he asked.
  • Stranger 2: He was puzzled!
  • Stranger 2: So he walked to the door of Sexy - I mean, er, his time machine, yanked the doors open and -
  • Stranger 2: "Oh, my! Who are YOU?" he was baffled. A strange man stood at his door.
  • Stranger 2: Um....in the middle of space.
  • Stranger 2: It was not weird at all. This is Doctor Who.
  • Stranger 2: "I am here to be your friend!" the other man said.
  • Stranger 2: "But, good sir, I don't know your name!"
  • Stranger 2: "You can call me the Master."
  • Stranger 2: The Doctor's jaw dropped.
  • Stranger 2: "You don't have an actual na - Oh. OH. OH MARY MOTHER OF GOD."
  • Stranger 2: "TIME LOOOOOOOOOORD!!!111!" they yelled in union.
  • Stranger 2: Their bodies crashed together in a fierce hug, tears streaming down their faces.
  • Stranger 2: "I thought I was going to be alone forever!" the Doctor said.
  • Stranger 2: "It's okay, my friend," the Master replied, soothing the man. "I'll be here 5evr."
  • Stranger 2: the end.
  • Stranger 2: :)
  • (favourite line of this whole thing "It was not weird at all. This is Doctor Who."
Dec 31, 201121 notes
#lmfao #doctor/master #doctor master slash #the master #the doctor #doctor who
Dec 31, 201147,721 notes
#sock cat #awww
Dr. Who Christmas special

ajneedsatardis:

When Eleven knocks on Amy and Rory’s door for the first time, he knocks four times EXACTLY like the Master’s “drums.”

I’m calling another appearance of the Master in the forthcoming series 7.

image

Oh oh oh I hope you’re right! I want him back so badly.

Dec 30, 201113 notes
#doctor who #the master #gif #seizure waring #epilepsy warning
Dec 29, 2011190 notes
#what the hell is this perfection #i don't even #yes plz
Can't stop watching the Master sing "I Can't Decide"

It’s like they’re not even trying with the slash.

Dec 29, 20114 notes
#doctor master slash #doctor/master #john simm #that's hot #hey-o
Dec 28, 201151 notes
#lol master #john simm #the master #doctor who
Jarvi, a snowsuit zombie: So I love Doctor Who → jarvipie.tumblr.com

freckles42:

jarvipie:

I really do.

But there was a moment that really bothered me in this year’s Christmas special. It’s even still irritating me a couple days later. The scene went something like…

Doctor: How did you meet your husband?

Madge: He followed me home from work. He said he would follow me home every…

I said it in my comment and I’ll say it again, here. This. This is CREEPY behavior. Unwanted. Disgusting. Obnoxious. Harassment. 

This bothered me a lot, too. On the other hand, though, I have met men and women before who have told me explicitly that they like this kind of thing, so it does depend on the person. Maybe Madge is one of these people, and maybe her husband did it in such a playful way (giving her an out to say “go away” if she wanted), that she didn’t mind. We didn’t see their interaction, so we don’t know.

On the other other hand, though, this kind of behavior happens way too much when it’s creepy and unwanted, and writers shouldn’t really be advocating it or apologizing for it, especially on a show that has a record for being better than most SF about gender issues.

This said, I was bothered more by the sanctification of motherhood in the Christmas special. I’m kind of tired of seeing mothers portrayed as these holy spiritual vessels. It’s misogynist and very much a bad piece of Victoriana that hasn’t left us.

Dec 28, 201112 notes
#doctor who #misogyny #doctor who christmas special
Dec 28, 201138 notes
#les miserables #stop hating on cosette wtf

novelcombinationofwords:

SIGN AND REBLOG THIS PETITION AGAINST NDAA.

We have until the 30th to get to the 25k mark. That isn’t much time. When I posted this link this morning, there were 7.8k left. Now, 6 hours later, there are 7.7k left to hit the benchmark.

This is a quick and easy thing. Sign it, reblog it, post it everywhere possible.

If you want your civil liberties to mean anything at all (or just don’t like being unlawfully detained with no judicial oversight in general) this is of the utmost importance. 

Dec 27, 201111 notes
#ndaa
Dec 27, 2011923 notes
Dec 27, 201180 notes
#gif #seizure warning #epilepsy warning #john simm
Dec 27, 2011100 notes
#can I get this shirt?
I need Doctor/Master fic recs

Can someone please help me? I haven’t seen every episode, but I just watched “The End of Time” and I have seen the one where the Master is the Prime Minister. Any rating, but I prefer 10/Master.

Dec 27, 20112 notes
#doctor master slash #doctor/master #I don't usually dig blond men but oh my gosh John Simm with that spiky haircut #I cannot believe this man is 41 wtf I thought he was younger than I am and I'm 31 #no seriously is there something in the water in the UK #something that makes everyone look youthful #Alan Moore is this your fault?
There is a high supply of libertarians on the internet

But there is zero demand.

According to the invisible hand:

Fuck you.

Dec 27, 2011287 notes
#lol
“It’s the time of year where we celebrate the birth of a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.” —

Unknown  (via draggle)

Well…Mary and Joseph WERE married at the time of Christ’s birth, but otherwise, yes.

So many people on all sides of the political spectrum (but conservatives more than liberals) are the Pharasees of today.

Dec 26, 2011161 notes
Children of the Revolution: The French, 1799-1914

player05:

Children of the Revolution: The French, 1799-1914
Nineteenth-century France was one of the world�s great cultural beacons, renowned for its dazzling literature, philosophy, art, poetry and technology. Yet this was also a tumultuous century of political anarchy and bloodshed, where each generation of the French Revolution�s �children� would experience their own wars, revolutions and terrors. From soldiers to priests, from peasants to Communards, from feminists to literary figures such as Victor Hugo and Honor� de Balzac, Robert Gildea�s brilliant new history explores every aspect of these rapidly changing times, and the people who lived through them. Take Action and Get it immediately! …

Thank you! I’ll get this :)

But why don’t you have a Nook version, book?! :(

Dec 25, 2011
#nook fail #france #victor hugo #french revolution(s)
Dec 25, 201133 notes
#les fail
I hope everybody that celebrates has a very Merry Christmas tonight and tomorrow, and I hope everybody gets exactly what they wanted for Christmas. But most of all, I wish for you all to enjoy this time spent with your family, friends, loved ones, etc. When you're celebrating, be thankful for what you have, and always remember that it could all be gone in a heartbeat.
Dec 24, 2011115 notes
“

‘Come now, don’t fire. You’ll miss fire.’

Thénardier pulled the trigger. The pistol missed fire.

‘Didn’t I tell you so!’ ejaculated Javert.

”
—

les misérables (via rawdoncrawley)

lol “ejaculated.”

*is five*

Dec 24, 201115 notes
#javert #hot inspector that you will dream of
Next page →
2011 2012
  • January 175
  • February 79
  • March
  • April
  • May
  • June
  • July
  • August
  • September
  • October
  • November
  • December
2011 2012
  • January
  • February
  • March
  • April
  • May
  • June
  • July
  • August
  • September
  • October
  • November 58
  • December 147